A man whose job apparently wasn't quite hard enough
Nobody asked, so stop telling - General Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, reaped the whirlwind today after telling the Chicago Tribune that he believes homosexuality to be immoral and therefore unwelcome in the U.S. military. Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle, as well as various advocacy groups, have expressed their displeasure at Pace's airing of his view that:
"I believe that homosexual acts between individuals are immoral, and that we should not condone immoral acts."
Well, okay then. Some people feel that way, others will disagree. Gays in the military is a touchy subject, with strong feelings on both sides of the issue. Certainly Gen. Pace is entitled to his opinion. That said, why the Hell did he feel that it was appropriate for him to take that opinion and go in front of the national media with it?
Are America's armed forces really in that good of shape? Are things really so calm and well-ordered that the top military officer in the country thought it a prudent time to upset this particular apple cart? In short, did we really need this?
No. Is the simple answer. Unless the root cause of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and nuclear sabre-rattling in North Korea is an international contempt for a military which could conceivably at some point in the future allow boys who like to kiss other boys to serve openly in uniform, it seems a safe bet that Gen. Pace has managed to create a problem we didn't already have.
What this highlights, of course, is a problem which we did have but only just found out about.
Basically, the most powerful military figure in our nation either isn't bright enough to figure out that on-the-record gay bashing would cause trouble, or else isn't sane enough to realize that consensual sodomy features nowhere on the Big List O'Things Our Armed Forces Should Be Worrying About Right Now. Hence, here's a new medal for the General, to be worn not upon the chest but across the mouth:
y General Peter Pace - General, you have the right to your opinion. You also have the right to remain silent, and of those two inalienable prerogatives it seems pretty clear which you should be exercising. Just do your job - win our wars if you can, and if you can't, at least act like you're trying. Push little model tanks around on a big map with a shuffleboard stick. Hell, you can slyly encourage heterosexuality among our fighting boys by wrangling shipments of Playboy Playmates for the USO -- just don't worry your pretty little head about the effect that might have on our fighting girls. And if you must worry about the dire military implications of girl-on-girl action, keep it to yourself. If you don't tell us, we promise not to ask.